Yesterday we went to our friends’ house. Their names are Freyja and Florence (but we are going to call Florence Flo like we did at their house). Freyja just turned nine the day before, and Flo is six. They have two girl sister labrodoodle dogs called Ronny (that’s the smooth, furry one and his name is short for Ronald) and Roxy (the really really, curly-haired, lazyiest one). They’re very jumpy-abouty. I’m a little bit scared of them, as it says on William’s website. They’ve got a new born baby boy called Stanley and he’s soo cute! Plus he’s only two months old. Woweee!
My favourite part was when we gave Flo a huge bag of my too-small clothes and we did a fashion show with them. They really fitted Flo and she really did suit them. And, to my surprise, she said that I was her best friend in the world – could you believe that?! I dressed Flo up and then we both went downstairs and the grown-ups grinned and grinned. How Flo suited them!
Then me and Flo went upstairs to watch a film called Frozen on Flo’s telly. We got to half of it when Flo said, “can we please play Mums and Dads? I’ll be the big sister and you be the mummy. Here’s the baby,” she picked up a toy baby, and we played a little game of it. Then we put that down and went into Freyja’s room to see what Tilly and Freyja were doing. They were snuggled up in Freyja’s double bed watching The Lorax on Freyja’s telly. In seconds (and I do say seconds) we, all four of us, were snuggled up in the double bed watching The Lorax with them. Then when that finished we watched some of Hotel Transelvainier. Have you watched that film? It’s a very good one about a group of vampires and a boy who finds a girl vampire and at the end they get married and celebrate a party with a band in it. It is very good. Then we were called downstairs and there we found William (we really weren’t surprised) on the computer with Kirk playing a football game – could you believe it – yes I rather easily could believe it. Then we had to go.
“Goodbye Stanley!” I called to the baby.
“Waaaaaa!” Stanley answered.
“Goodbye Little Stanley-Wanley!” Tilly said.
“Goo goo!” It’s so unfair!
“Goodbye Freyja!” I say.
“Goodbye! I hope to see you soon!”
“Goodbye Freyja!” Tilly says.
Freyja ignores her. Now that’s fair!
“Goodbye Flo! You were really good today. Did you enjoy it?”
“Yes, I certainly did. You are my best ever fwiend-ee-wendy!”
“Goodbye Flo!” Tilly says.
“Badbye,” Flo says. That is fair, definitely!
“Goodbye all!” I say.
“GOODBYE!” That’s fair. At least they answered me!