Today, me and Tilly are coming with Mummy to take William to school. Do you know why? It’s because…we’re going to see Santa Claus!
Now, I’m not sure whether or not he’s the real Santa (it could even possibly be a she!), so I’m going to write a list of only-the-real-Santa-knows-the-answer questions. That’ll sure get him!
- How do your reindeers fly?
- How many elves do you have?
- When were you born?
- What’s 132443×74856346539?
- Do you wear your red suit all year-round?
- Have I been a good or bad girl this year?
- Do you think my mother deserves coal or a present?
I’m going to ask him ‘Do you think my mother deserves coal or a present?’ because once Mummy got a piece of coal left in the garage – not one present! Santa left a note saying that Mummy had been naughty, and so he said that there would be Mummy’s present in the garage. Unfortunately, the ‘present’ was a bit of sooty, measly coal!